If we're going for not at all subtle, a pooling of our resources to yeild:

1 open-bed pickup, used
1 brick
Many bags of sharp pointy bits of metal

Shake, stir, and out comes:

The Ford Claymore

This is what playing CoC games does to you.

That's an evil, wonderful, happy idea. I assume you meant a brick of C4? Or can this be accomplished without explosives?

No, a brick is to keep the gas down.

It can be done without explosives, if said truck is filled with happy happy combustibles in the gas tank, and a well placed bullet.

Failing that, add some fertilizer to the mix.

Er, realistically speaking, cars don't really blow up that easily...that would require an almost empty gas tank, and even then it would have to be full of easily combustible gasses. It's possible, but not as common as you'd think.

On the other hand, it's too cool for school, so ignore my nitpicking and go blow shit up.

Gatac

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Quote: from Gatac on 12:41 am on June 24, 2004
Er, realistically speaking, cars don't really blow up that easily...that would require an almost empty gas tank, and even then it would have to be full of easily combustible gasses. It's possible, but not as common as you'd think.

On the other hand, it's too cool for school, so ignore my nitpicking and go blow shit up.

Gatac

And considering Jess is currently freezing her ass off thousands of miles away...it wouldn't matter.

Here's your Inspiration Check for this battle. How about using a propane tank as your accelerant?

Gatty,

List of loot taken from the hitmen.

-Makorov Pistol. (7 rounds remaining)
-Two .38 cal revolvers (DA, 5 shots in each)
-Sawed-off shotgun, .12 gauge (2 shots remaining)
-Streetsweeper, .12 gauge (4 shots remaining)
-50 Rubles and $40 (US)
-2 packs (half empty) of cigarettes

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Quote: from Gatac on 11:41 pm on June 23, 2004
Er, realistically speaking, cars don't really blow up that easily...that would require an almost empty gas tank, and even then it would have to be full of easily combustible gasses. It's possible, but not as common as you'd think.

On the other hand, it's too cool for school, so ignore my nitpicking and go blow shit up.

Gatac

Errr...realistically speaking, I don't care. Because when you fill their fuel systems with Nos and fire a tracer round, the job will be done.

Pooling our cash, can we manage it?

(Edited by CrazyIvan at 11:23 pm on June 24, 2004)

Re:Loot

Hm. Definately keeping the Makarov for now and one of the .38s as backup. The shotguns are too big to try and hide, so unless Fyodor or Elena know a weapons dealer who'd pay cash for them, it's best to leave them behind. Money and cigarettes are good, too...

Gatac

Artis is a fixer AND a wheelman; I can't think of a better combination to get this done. Hotwire a nice truck, use some of the wreckage from the Ferrari and random junk, get some quick propellant on the black market, and bob's yer uncle.

A few notes on "Operation: Early Retirement".

-The boys at the Villa probaby aren't going to have their A-Game on since no they have no idea you've been spying on the joint all day.

-It's a numbers game. There's alot of goons crawling around the Villa, but some of their best guys just got whacked in the park.

Now, what does Goose wanna do about requisitioning a rolling bomb?

Beings as they don't have their "A game" going...

I say a swift, nasty assault immediately the (hopeful) shredding of several of their members. Quick, dirty blitz.

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I say a swift, nasty assault immediately the (hopeful) shredding of several of their members. Quick, dirty blitz.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that Ivan wants to do some plinking.

We already have the beat-up mercedes. I really think we can use that.

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I say a swift, nasty assault immediately the (hopeful) shredding of several of their members. Quick, dirty blitz.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that Ivan wants to do some plinking.

Your powers of deduction are as ruthless as ever

I love how our MO has swung from clandestine spy operations to mafia street war tactics.

I like it.

We should drop Kenji off at our safe house before storming the castle.

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I love how our MO has swung from clandestine spy operations to mafia street war tactics.

That there's the broadsword part of the equation.

Well, I think that represents our tendency to resort to shoot-outs. I believe this is our first car bomb.

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Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.

'nuff said.

Gatac

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Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.

'nuff said.

Gatac

Heh. :cheesy:

If the guy comes within earshot, act like you don't see him and start makin' out. That's a good reason for taking a walk outside, except maybe in siberia.